MY DAD JUST WALKED IN WEARING A KILT
HE SAW MY PHONE AND RAN AWAY DAMNIT
wait shhh shhh SHHHHHHHHH he’s standing in the hallway
DAMNIT
we made an agreement, i can get a picture of him if im in it with him because “if this goes viral on the internet i want you to be stuck right there next to me”
he said that like its a BAD thing
Why is your house so beautiful?!


HE SAW MY PHONE AND RAN AWAY DAMNIT
DAMNIT
he said that like its a BAD thing